Who would be the best in a crisis situation?
JAMES: Definitely me.
STEVE: James, you'd be awful. This is a great example of how useless he'd be. We're in our car, right, eating McDonald's and our driver goes, 'James, I've got a phone call for you.' James has a Coke in one hand and a burger in the other and he spills a bit of mayonnaise on his leg. He gets really arsey and starts shouting, 'Someone help me.' He ends up throwing the phone on the floor but didn't think to hand his food to someone else while he took the call.
DAVE: Then he gets p*ssed with everyone because he couldn't get the mayonnaise off of himself.
JAMES: I'll never help any of you again.
DAVE: Seriously, if there's any crisis then it's gonna be Steve who helps out. He sorts out things.
STEVE: If anyone complains then I'm there. If anyone gets in trouble then I'll be there. I'm a diplomat.

Who has the most interesting collection?
CHRIS: I collect airline tickets, which isn't that interesting.
STEVE: Dave collects comics but I think that's quite cool.
DAVE: I collect The Incredibles stuff. I've got every single Happy Meal toy, pens, pencils and rulers. All of it.

Who is the best with the ladies?
STEVE: We don't know. Not Danny 'cos he's shy.
JAMES: Danny doesn't score that much at all. [Everyone starts laughing]
DANNY: Yeah, f*** off!

So it's obvious Danny's the ladykiller. What's your technique?
DANNY: Nothing really. I just sit there and look stupid.
STEVE: They want to mother him.
DANNY: I just chat to the girls, that's all.
STEVE: He's a natural. He's a charmer.

James, have you given them any advice on how to deal with girlies?
JAMES: I do sit down and give them pep talks but how much advice they're gonna take has yet to be seen.
STEVE: A lot of the advice he gives we don't listen to because he doesn't know how to get mayonnaise off his trousers on his own.

Who is the worst first thing in the morning?
CHRIS: Well, James gets out of bed 10 minutes after we're supposed to have left.
DAVE: I live with him and I have to wake him up. I become the most evil person in the morning because of him. I start nagging.

By the way, why has Chris got a swollen cheek?
STEVE: It's an abscess. It happened because of booze.
CHRIS: It was triggered by a Bloody Mary, actually. It had cracked pepper in it and a bit went straight into a hole in my tooth and into my head.

Who is the most normal in the band?
CHRIS: There is nobody normal in this band.
JAMES: Danny does a lot of abnormal things.
STEVE: He's got abnormally white legs. I've got abnormal feet and arse. They're really hairy. Shall we show you?

Just the legs and feet. Let's forget about the arse for now.
STEVE: Come on then.
[DANNY rolls up his trousers and his legs are very, very pale]
DAVE: Compare them to mine. Danny has no blood in his legs.
STEVE: You wanna see my feet?

Um...
[STEVE takes off his shoes and they are the hairiest things in the world]
DAVE: Look at those. He's got Hobbit feet.
CHRIS: How much to lick them?
STEVE: Maybe a POPWORLD competition winner can suck my toes.

Are there any losers in this band?
STEVE: Like what you did there.
JAMES: Everyone in this band has done a loser type thing but no one is a loser.